idiot

Someone who looks up the word idiot on urban dictionary expecting something cool/weird to come up.
You're a complete idiot for looking this up.

If you're still reading then stop and btw if you go to Sharon this is Darby
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the real slim shady

Me bitch.

If you're the real slim shady, please stand up!

I guess there's a slim shady in all of us, common'. Let's all stand up haha.
I'm the real slim shady RN. And Eminem is too but. Yeah.
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