Definitions by Zozinian D. Kolokotron

Philippo 

A very very very short rodent who will do anything in their power to grab onto you. Life forms like the Philippo only have 1 goal in life and that is to suck the life out of every human being that they can. Many devote their lives to hunting down the last remaining Philippo's through the deep green rain forests of Brazil, where they mostly live. If you have been attacked by a Philippo you are likely to, fucking die, but you can attempt to make it to the nearest hospital in time.

Person 1 - "I think I see one up there in the trees"
Person 2 - "A what?"
Person 1 - "A Philippo"

*Both die*

Philippo by Zozinian D. Kolokotron April 15, 2022

Yiango 

Something of poor or bad quality. Usually used to describe objects, but can also be used to describe a person. Derived from the ancient Chinese word yian and the Latin word gordian.

Person 1 - "Brooo my wifi is so bad, im on like 300 ping"
Person 2 - "Damn dude you got that *yiango* wifi"

Yiango by Zozinian D. Kolokotron April 13, 2022