A place where parents send their children because they either because want to waste money or because they think it'll be different from public school, although it isn't. Parents are such idiots.
Joel's going to a male only private school. What a faggot.
A person who your friends think are tall, dark, and handsome, which you don't see.
Not all Andrews are Jewish.
Person 1: Which Andrew?
Person 2: There's only one Andy.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure there's two Andrews.
Person 2: You know... Tall, dark, handsome...
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Jewish...
Person 1: Oh. That Andrew.