Kiilk

The act of retreating to one's bedroom in tears after a continuous thread of texts that made one lose their mind. This can also be used when getting ganged up in a group chat.

BARTFORD (in text form): God, I really wish Bradlindsey could learn how to type, then she would at least have one brain cell😎

TURDFERGUSON: Agreed, her antics are below the average when it comes to... the thought provoking analysis type

BRADLINDSEY: Omfg, I'm kiilking myself tonight! These asshats are really jumping on my stuff today!

by Zmac55 May 15, 2022

troft

A type of 'walk' where two or more dogs are present with their humans. This walk must last at least ten minutes to be considered a troft

Dude 1: Yo bro, wanna go for a troft with my new poodle
Dude 2: Dang bru, I'm down. Lemme grab my shitzu

by Zmac55 March 25, 2017