Microwave

The head chef at Olive Garden.

Olive Garden Hr: "How fast can you cook food?"
Microwave beeps
HR: you're hired.

by Zip zoom September 28, 2019

Goop

A product line by Gwenyth Paltrow that takes the worst of essential oils and Crystal healing to create a completely new highly overpriced snake oil targeting middle class moms worldwide. Heavily criticised by celebrities such as JonTron, while loved by celebrities like Oprah.

I absolutely could not live without my psychic vampire mist from goop!

by Zip zoom September 25, 2019