Zesty Croc's definitions

alligator

Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.

“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”

by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023