GHI

An acronym for "Gooch Heat Index". Refers to the metric of warmth emanating from the perineum of an individual or individuals. While primarily applicable to the the female gooch, GHI is measurable within male members of the mammalian species.

Steven (while being spooned by Carol): Babe, is that you?
Carol: Yeah. Sorry, my GHI off the charts today!

by Zero_Class November 04, 2018