Zephyr 's definitions
by Zephyr June 2, 2004

The meaning varies with the usage of the word, typically applied as a substitute for common curse words such as; jerk, dick, asshole, bitch, cunt, african american, white people, and nerd.
by ZePhYr July 17, 2014

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"
"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"
"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"
"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
by Zephyr May 4, 2004

The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.
Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina
Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina
"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"
by Zephyr May 6, 2004

by Zephyr April 24, 2004

dippin' dots ice cream is very dotular.
by zephyr November 27, 2003
