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Inspired by an enemy in the video game Earthworm Jim 2, a maggot on a unicycle is a term used to describe someone who will fight or argue about anything nomatter how ridiculous just because they either don't like someone or because they like to argue.
by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006
Get the Maggot on a unicycle mug.When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intestinal distress upon the face of the Crunkstipated one.
by Zen Starcher October 18, 2006
Get the Crunkstipated mug.When a person gets so bored that they sodomize a "friend"
Not an act of love but an act of bored frustration
and anger that is taken out on the "friend" for being so fucking lame that they are more fun to assbang than they are to talk to.
Not an act of love but an act of bored frustration
and anger that is taken out on the "friend" for being so fucking lame that they are more fun to assbang than they are to talk to.
by Zen Starcher October 23, 2006
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