2 definitions by Zen Mutty

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty March 29, 2016

Bobcat

A cougar that used to be a man.

She's got and older. A Bobcat I hear. Go for it.

by Zen Mutty March 29, 2018