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Definitions by Zeke Freeman

Coincigician 

A person who seems to have amazing powers because when they say something, it coincidentally happens.
Bob proved himself to be a coincigician when he said a rock would fall on Jeff. Two days later Jeff was in the hospital with rock-related injuries.
Coincigician by Zeke Freeman February 9, 2010
Verb

To Shwaap someone is to slap someone on the back of their head with the back of your hand. Usually preformed as retaliation against a diss or unnessecary comment. May lead to a Shwaap Battle.
My friend made a bad 'your mom' joke so I shwaaped him to shut him up.
Shwaap by Zeke Freeman February 9, 2010

Shwaap Battle 

A mock-fight that occurs when a shwaap is countered by another shwaap. A Shwaap Battle doesn't end until one side surrenders or dies of boredom.
I shwaaped my friend after a bad 'your-mom' joke and we ended up in a Shwaap Battle.
Shwaap Battle by Zeke Freeman February 9, 2010