Zee of the Es Fam's definitions

Helicopter Dick

Verb: The act of actually caring about a girl’s interests and personality vs just trying to get into her pants.

I hope Jenni reads the definition of helicopter dick so that she understands I actually care about people instead of being a tool.

by Zee of the Es Fam August 14, 2019

covert.ly

Covert.ly an app on iOS that is worth less than a pile of hammered dog shit. Play with false reviews, crashing issues and a nonexistent user base Covert.ly is a truly a work of failed art. Attempting to gain as much popularity as Yik Yak do you that it's prime this app falls miles below that. Devs will edit your entries, give false upvotes to posts and promise free burritos upon join (which never happens). Case in point, Covert.ly doesn't even deserve my shit stained underwear's attention.

Him: Have you heard of Covert.ly

Her: Yeah I hear it's filled with nothing but chodes!

by Zee of the Es Fam February 16, 2017