Dead-book

A person in the dead-book is dead. Some people have others "put in the dead-book".

"That cony got put in the dead-book when he messed with some bad bloods and got shot in the face."

by Zed Numar July 27, 2021

Black diamond

A scam or fake product. To be ripped off or cheaped, commonly by an appraiser, but also by merchants or traders, is to "buy a black diamond."

He bought the black diamond, that collection of super-rare Magic Cards was all counterfeit.

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...

Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.

by Zed Numar July 13, 2021

Give 'em the laugh

To escape or slip through the clutches of someone. Robbing a police officer and not getting caught is giving him the laugh.

"Lol, when we rob that police evidence room full of cash and drugs tonight, we're going to really give 'em the laugh..."

by Zed Numar August 31, 2021

Bob up

To raise the price of something anticipating or during especially high demand of an item.

"Zounds, ever since that last brawl with the police broke out here, seems Akim's has decided to bob up the jink for his wares, ain't he?"

by Zed Numar July 19, 2021

Cony

A rube, or a generally naive berk. Someone easily peeled and bobbed. Victims of cony-catchers.

"That cony got ripped-off within an hour of getting off the bus to New York from Iowa, he had no street sense at all."

by Zed Numar July 25, 2021

Ful

Very, extremely, completely and utterly.

"Those cops were ful angry when we gave them the laugh!"

by Zed Numar August 12, 2021