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The sudden collective urgency of addressing a departed employee's chronic exaggerations and knee-jerk reactions.
Mark's got more friends here now than when he worked for us. "Retrocognition", he calls it; really though!
by Zappin' Nap January 5, 2020
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It's great... I have two Contraspam folders, one for "Friends&Family" and one for "Merchants" I actually do business with!
by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2018
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Get the Substrigamammic mug.An open-assembly voting strategy in which an item guaranteed to place new tax or other burdens on the town's hardest workers is brought back for a final vote after these riffraff have left to rest up, if not show up, for their next shifts.
Guess what, Tony... that new water works plant passed after we left. We didn't have enough Nays to stop it before we had to leave, and then "opposition attrition" kicked in, leaving the usuals who coulda stayed till noon enough Ayes to ram it through.
by Zappin' Nap July 23, 2023
Get the Opposition Attrition mug.Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.
So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!
by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2011
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