METAgation

The peppering of the timeline of a Page Administrator with suggestions to engage peers-at-best for the same services he or she offers, with no apparent commitment to reciprocity.
Just once, can they scrap all this Metagation and float me a link for a same-genre songwriter in my time zone who is willing to barter accompaniment?
by Zappin' Nap March 15, 2023
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slug-lame

Devoid of the necessary emotional or artistic mobility to make the slightest impact despite all efforts, if any.
Those songs sucked the first time around, you expect people to pay a cover to listen to the same slug-lame arrangement of all of them, back-to-back, for three hours?
by Zappin' Nap January 09, 2022
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The Real Peter Principle

Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.
I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.
by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023
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Bidemony

Legalized extraction of large regular payments, to no discernible purpose, for whose funding a second job or post-retirement employment is necessary.
Frank's gonna live off Social Security and that 403b? On $23K a year Bidemony?
by Zappin' Nap September 20, 2022
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SWAT team

An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."
Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.
by Zappin' Nap May 20, 2012
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jepped

He was jepped. He's even got his name on the crime. Everybody who crosses the Clintons gets jepped.
by Zappin' Nap August 11, 2019
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Jim Titmouse

A level of remedial inclusion that is depicted as racist because it does not disqualify presumed supremacists.
Merit hiring is Jim Crow? Jim Titmouse, maybe!
by Zappin' Nap January 23, 2025
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