Contraspam

The generic name for a folder to which your actually desired e-mail is forwarded, conceding your Inbox to the voluminous Spam that "leaks through" your ISP's filters.
It's great... I have two Contraspam folders, one for "Friends&Family" and one for "Merchants" I actually do business with!
by Zappin' Nap November 24, 2018
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Pomebook

An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.
"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?
by Zappin' Nap March 02, 2023
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Bidemony

Legalized extraction of large regular payments, to no discernible purpose, for whose funding a second job or post-retirement employment is necessary.
Frank's gonna live off Social Security and that 403b? On $23K a year Bidemony?
by Zappin' Nap September 20, 2022
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SWAT team

An organizational cabal of spin doctors, usually engaged to protect a frivolous accuser from the whole truth.

SWAT is an acronym for "Sherwin Williams Academy of Transparency."
Pete's got himself quite a dilemma... if he seeks out that client, they'll fire him; if she gets to their SWAT team first, he'll wish they had.
by Zappin' Nap May 20, 2012
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slug-lame

Devoid of the necessary emotional or artistic mobility to make the slightest impact despite all efforts, if any.
Those songs sucked the first time around, you expect people to pay a cover to listen to the same slug-lame arrangement of all of them, back-to-back, for three hours?
by Zappin' Nap January 09, 2022
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scatagitate

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!
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The Real Peter Principle

Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.
I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.
by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023
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