shrinehundt

In Catholic liturgy, a ringer from a nearby shrine called into make ministry decisions the member-ship-at-large could have handled.

Oh God... they're bringing in a shrinehundt from the Marians and we're gonna be doing those godawful charismatic songs!

by Zappin' Nap March 19, 2019

reotards

1. Mens' trousers with elastane.
2. Biological males who actively manufacture, preferentially sell, or deliberately buy them.

Keith thinks has such a great ass... does he realize how much it sags in those reotards?

by Zappin' Nap January 02, 2022

Airport Triage

The uniform inprocessing Emergency Room patients in a manner and sequence comparable to that of airline passengers; i.e., proof of identity and x-raying of everything.

Hey we got real emergencies here, can the Airport Triage stuff wait for their care?

by Zappin' Nap July 28, 2023

Estroid

A Birth-Male Transgender, especially one engaged in women's competitive sports.

The Italian female Olympic boxer was going great guns until that estroid stepped into the ring!

by Zappin' Nap November 07, 2024

L.I.E.S.

Line Item Equity Served.

Enough said.

I knew it was a Woke shop when I saw the sign, "Line Item Equity Served"... never thought I'd see L.I.E.S. as an acronym!

by Zappin' Nap February 08, 2023

circumpenize

/sərˈkʌmp(ə)nīz/ Dick around.

I can't keep my guitar in tune, maybe I should circumpenize with the truss rod.

by Zappin' Nap June 05, 2018

fex post facto

(etym. "Fex", turd + "Post Facto")
1. The changing of rules or

practices to foil an inconvenient

promotion or recognition.

2. Where management is in on it,

a "Stealth Demotion", marked

by the customary imbalance of

authority and answerability.

Did you see that the new lead tech's most vital efficiency measure has been farmed out to Nursing because some suit's golfing partner didn't think he deserved the job? Talk about Fex Post Facto!

by Zappin' Nap December 10, 2023