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Fuckdew

The semenal or vainal excretions of a human, usually found on humans after fucking, or occasionally in socks, condoms, or, other animals, as well as fruit and vegetables.

basically anywhere or anything you fuck gets filled or covered with fuckdew
just before i came, i pulled out and sprayed my lover with my fuckdew
by Zankou February 27, 2007
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Fictional character, who is the prettiest thing on the planet, has a body hotter than a habanero, and lips like a ripe pomegranate, and a smile so incredibly radiant you had to watch it through a peice of smoked glass.

She also owns a copy of Joe Dirt on dvd.

from Weird Al Yankovic's new song, close, but no cigar
Then I met sweet young Janet,
prettiest thing on the planet,
had a body hotter than a habenaro,
she had lips like a ripe pomegranate.
by Zankou February 3, 2007
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