Zane Edison's definitions

tweed

Short for Tweedle Dumb of Alice in Wonderland. Known for being insanely stupid. Someone that babbles on about nonsense like they know what they are talking about & everyone cares.

He had no idea what he was talking about but that didn't stop him. What a tweed.

by Zane Edison August 3, 2007

polejack

Someone that is so thick skulled that you couldn't pound an intelligent idea into thier head with a hammer. A person with no clue how to function in society & therefore is a nuisance to everyone. Boundless incompetence. This word is believed to be derived from the term hilljack.

That polejack acts so backwoods, he makes a hilljack seem citified.

by Zane Edison August 3, 2007

citified

Someone that moves from a rural or small town into the city & learns how to function in the urban community. Also describes a rural location that gets an urban developement.

She quit associating with her small town friends ever since she became citified. Our town is citified now that we have a McDonalds.

by Zane Edison August 3, 2007