Zak Zennii's definitions

ridiculous

A pot-pipe with so many parts strung together that it classifies as a Rube Goldberg machine.

A ridiculous must be at least 12" (30cm) from the bowl to the mouthpiece.

Jon spent ten minutes assembling the ridiculous before we could smoke.

by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005

you'nz

Contraction of You and Ones, Similar in usage and definition to y'all, but local to south-western Pennsylvania, including Pittsburgh.

Alternate spellings:
younze
younz
yins
yinz
youn'z

Are you'nz gonna ride rollercoasters at Kennywood?

by Zak Zennii August 18, 2005

fraudulink

A link on a web page that leads to an advertiser instead of what it says it leads to. These are obscenely common on TGP sites, often linking the user not to more pictures similar to the thumbnail, like you'd expect, but instead, to another TGP or paysite.

I tired to click on the thumbnail of an amazing hottie, but it was just another damned fraudulink.

by Zak Zennii March 31, 2007

Christmahanakwanzayule

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.

Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!

by Zak Zennii August 1, 2006

Coppertop

A red-haired person.

Bryan is a coppertop.

by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005

Quicksilver

The codename for a late-model powermac G4

I have a Quicksilver G4 at home.

by Zak Zennii August 10, 2005