Definitions by Yvon Gluteus

Party Hard 

To engage in celebratory festivities while having a fully engorged penis

"That guy John Harrison sure likes to party hard, always showing up to parties with a massive boner all the time."

Party Hard by Yvon Gluteus October 12, 2016

Party-Soft 

Partying, but to a lesser degree than aparty-hard.

Jimmy doesn't want to spend any money, so he is just gonna party-soft at the crib tonight.

Party-Soft by Yvon Gluteus February 12, 2009

tire fuck 

When riding bicycles, striking the front tire of one bike repeatedly into the back tire of another bike, usually causing a large fart sound.

I tire fucked Nick so hard that he crashed into a lake.

tire fuck by Yvon Gluteus October 20, 2008