Definitions by Yung Shmeat

Oatage

When someone leaves a perfectly round, ominous brown circle on their bed, and then tries to convince everyone it’s Coke Zero instead of the obvious butthole blast radius we are all looking at. It’s not a stain, it’s a shit eclipse.

"My buddy Jacob and I had some crazy butt-sex, had some major Oatage."

Oatage by Yung Shmeat December 28, 2025