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Bible

VERB -- To leave or give a religious text or pamphlet instead of an expected cash tip

I just got bibled. I thought Table 4 left a $20 tip, but when I picked up the bill, it was fake and covered in text about how Jesus is gonna save me.

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A small amount of prepared tea, generally a single serving or less, and usually a variety of black tea. Primarily a British idiom.

"Would you care for a spot of tea?"
"Yes! With sugar, if you have it."

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