Yourm um.'s definitions

fscunt

short for "Fucking Shit Cunt".

Jovial mockery. When a friend does something particularly stupidly OR extremely well (thus making you envious) they are often lablled an fscunt.

fscunt is not a word for the weak, those who cannot interpret the above meaning correctly should avoid it at all costs.

NB. an animal can NEVER be an 'fscunt'.

Dave dude, i just aced my german h'exam, ninety-two percentile man!
Phil gee bro, i got 46% and that just sucks ass... man you're such an fscunt.

by Yourm um. November 9, 2005

g'hey

originally used on forums, we all know that 'gay' is just a cuss these days. anway, its how a queer/camp (whatever) person says gay.

Guy 1: Hey man do you like this sweater on me?
Guy 2: Dude, you're fucking g'hey.

by Yourm Um. April 26, 2005

jubba-jubba-jib-jab

the noise made when a kangaroo with boxing gloves meets Rocky Balboa.

"see that? come here and take it 'Roo..."
jubba-jubba-jib-jab
"woo"

by Yourm um. November 13, 2005