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BOOTIFUL WANDA

WANDA IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE MARVEL UNIVERSSSSSS
ELIZABETH OLSEN AS ACTOR OF WANDA

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Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit
a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT
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Bitch

A non-human who is extra and fights with you over little things for example your sibling was supposed to do the dishes but he/she told you to do it but it was your sibling who was supposed to do it and then he/she tries to blackmail you to do the dishes. A Bitch is also a person who is rude to you for no fucking reason and be like "yOuR sUcH a BiTcH" so don't be like and they are like Karens %50 so if you see a bitch, smack them in the face.
You: *litteraly finds a lost dog and takes it to the police station*
Bitch: Omg how dare you steal a dog from someone
You: I'm-
Bitch: I'm calling the sheriff *dials number*
You: smack her and breaks her phone*
Bitch: Nooooo (falls to the ground + tries to call for help)
You: Get a life you some of a Bitch
by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022
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