Your non-existing friend's definitions

Lesbian

- A type of s3x
- When a non-man/woman/girl has a crush on or likes another non-man/woman/girl.
- Some people or families do not support those people who are lesbian because they think that it is disgusting and it is forbidden in their religion.
- LGBTQ+ also don't tell ur parents because if they find out, they will kick you out of the house so as soon as u marry someone, break up with him and have a life with ur gf

Girl: *makes out with gf in bedroom
Parents: *walk in
Girl* gasp
Parents and girl w/gf: Argue
Parents: *kicks out girl
Girl* mom i'm sorry that i am lesbian pls don't do this

Creator: This gives me Kakegurui Anime vibes

by Your non-existing friend April 19, 2022

Traitor

When your friend stabs you in the back by doing an act that you don't want to happen. He or She is also a bitch and a fake friend so don't make friends or else you will end up like this and have a sad life. Also traitors don't talk to you that much and ask you for help on a text/exam or ask you for money of something. If you think one of your friends is a traitor then this whole definition describes their personality.

You: *hanging out with real friends in the cafeteria*
Traitor: Hey umm your (name) right? Can I borrow $500 dollars because I need it to buy a laptop for "school"
You: (POV: Bruh get a job)

by Your non-existing friend April 20, 2022

Gold Digger

It's mostly girls but it's when your "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" is only dating you for money. They will ask you for your credit card and they go waste hundreds of dollars on stuff in a mall and they may also cheat on you. They take money out of your bank account and they may scream at you or leave you when you get fired or lose a job.

Gold digger: Hey babe~
Bf: hi
Gold digger: Can I take your credit card babe?
Bf: Why?
Gold digger: Wdym? I am going to go shopping
Bf: U literally went shopping yesterday

by Your non-existing friend April 20, 2022