Your non-existing friend's definitions

Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit

a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT

by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022

Bitch

A non-human who is extra and fights with you over little things for example your sibling was supposed to do the dishes but he/she told you to do it but it was your sibling who was supposed to do it and then he/she tries to blackmail you to do the dishes. A Bitch is also a person who is rude to you for no fucking reason and be like "yOuR sUcH a BiTcH" so don't be like and they are like Karens %50 so if you see a bitch, smack them in the face.

You: *litteraly finds a lost dog and takes it to the police station*
Bitch: Omg how dare you steal a dog from someone
You: I'm-
Bitch: I'm calling the sheriff *dials number*
You: smack her and breaks her phone*
Bitch: Nooooo (falls to the ground + tries to call for help)
You: Get a life you some of a Bitch

by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022

!@#$%^&*()

You think that you are really smart by searching this up but ur wrong. After typing 1234567890, 0987654321, 1029384756 and 0192837465 , you come up with a creative word and you did try tho. This means that you are really bored and that somebody is annoying you. Your just wasting your time.

Sibling: *annoys you*
You : can you stop being a nuisance.
Sibling: You did not type !@#$%^&*() on the keyboard.
You : That's a waste of my time

Sibling : *gasp*
You: Now shoo!

If you want to waste time, then read this x10

You think that you are really smart by searching this up but ur wrong. After typing 1234567890, 0987654321, 1029384756 and 0192837465 , you come up with a creative word and you did try tho. This means that you are really bored and that somebody is annoying you. Your just wasting your time.

by Your non-existing friend March 31, 2022