Definitions by Your mom's perfume

Your mom's perfume 

What I smell like.

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.

Your mom's perfume by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Trumped 

The word you use when you absolutely destroy someone in any competition.

Senior: GET TRUMPED IN FOOTBALL KID
3 yro: I trumped your mom last night

Trumped by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Uncle 

The man who rapes you while you sleep. He will tell you to shush. Your mom or dad got raped by him at least 600 times as a kid. He has a small white van with no windows on the side.

Kid: I love my uncle
Kid 2: You haven't known your uncle when your asleep
Kid 3: I can't wait to be an uncle

Uncle by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021