Definitions by Your Mom's Mom
Contarted
1. Namely, something that is both confusing and retarted
2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.
2. A human being who is unable to reproduce; create an offspring.
1. I don't care about biology, it is so contarted!
2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.
2. Since your mom is contarted she will have to adopt children.
Contarted by Your Mom's Mom May 16, 2006