Definitions by Your Man, Lemony Turtles

phurrey

An idiot and fat and very hairy. He constantly has a huge boner in his jeans and he is always hitting on girls. He may be the saddest thing alive, but he can still lift a car.

Nathan - "I feel so pathetic..."

Alex - "Then you must be a Phurrey."

phurrey by Your Man, Lemony Turtles May 24, 2017