Definitions by Your Fucking Mother Douche Bag

nuopsys 

Similar to a numale but for an operating system. Absolutely useless to society.

Windows Vista is a nuopsys.
TempleOS is a nuopsys.
Eww why are you using that nuopsys?

nuopsys by Your Fucking Mother Douche Bag December 11, 2019

cbf 

When you literally "can't be fucked."

CBF: Concrete has been poured into your oral, vaginal, and anal cavities, preventing you from being fucked.

cbf by Your Fucking Mother Douche Bag January 18, 2011