Definitions by Young Raspberry Milk

Half Caff 

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

Half Caff by Young Raspberry Milk October 27, 2015

Wow kid 

An expression used when someone does something completely ridiculous or stupid but that totally would be expected of them

Wow kid you would hook up with that female Cambodian tow truck driver at Denny's!

Wow kid by Young Raspberry Milk July 12, 2015