Definitions by Young Raspberry Milk

Half Caff

When a man's penis is not quite a full boner yet not quite limp either. Essentially the Goldilocks zone of penial stiffness.

Do you see that bulge in that man's pants? He must have the half caff.

Merch

An expression used when someone does something completely ridiculous or stupid but that totally would be expected of them

Wow kid you would hook up with that female Cambodian tow truck driver at Denny's!

Merch