23 definitions by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm?
Miracle weightloss program where you can loose 2 to 5 ounces within 1 hour. Only works once a day and should therefore be repeated daily. You stand on a scale in the morning and check your weight. You have a large coffee, and maybe a cigarette. After that you sit on the bog and have a special weightloss meditation (roll eyes). Then you check your weight again and see how much you have lost within the space of a single hour.
Howard introduced the coffee weightloss program to help the big white whales that were coming to his store every morning.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
A 2.95 Slurpee, made by Pinkberry, and sold by Starbucks. Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is a major stakeholder in Pinkberry. Unlike the Vivanno, the Sorbetto doesn't make you fart all day long.
Shall we get a Sorbetto?
No, let's go to the 7-eleven and get a proper Slurpee that is 4 times bigger and will only cost us half of what Starbucks charges.
No, let's go to the 7-eleven and get a proper Slurpee that is 4 times bigger and will only cost us half of what Starbucks charges.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008