Surpissed

Being overly pissed, and possibly also surprised at the same time. nuff said.

Guy 1 "my girlfriend broke up with me so suddenly im so surpissed"
Guy 2 "that's tough man. I would be surpissed too"

by You Cant Handle The Coolness March 13, 2016

Shapeshitter

Someone who can shit shapes. for example a triangle. is this really possible? meh. we may never know.

Guy 1 "I totally shitted a triangle yesterday it was great."
Guy 2 "whoa man. you're such a shapeshitter."

by You Cant Handle The Coolness March 13, 2016