The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!
by Yopmail User October 21, 2022
Alice grimaced when Bob emasculated himself with his pants zipper at their son's school. His cock and balls fell right in the boy's mouth.
by Yopmail User July 01, 2023
Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.
by Yopmail User November 06, 2022
To fuck something up to or even beyond the extent to which the damage is completely irreversible.
The term is a reference to something the antimatter princess, Ani, says in the failed pilot Crash Nebula, which was supposed to be a spinoff of The Fairly OddParents.
The term is a reference to something the antimatter princess, Ani, says in the failed pilot Crash Nebula, which was supposed to be a spinoff of The Fairly OddParents.
by Yopmail User November 12, 2022
To anally fist naked children in public, give them Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, shit and piss in their eyes and mouths, and force them to violently rape each other whilst shitting in each other's mouths, in that order.
Justin Bieber hello'd a bunch of children at the mall after learning that there is porn of BrainPop.
by Yopmail User August 25, 2022