Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy

Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again

by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019

Mankin

A napkin covered in a mans cum that a thot uses to whipe her mouth with after a juicy meal

Thot: that meal was great
Guy: need a mankin
Thot: *wipes mankin all over face* nice cum, delicious

by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019

Spooky scary skeletons

When spooky scary skeletons go to your house and fuck you spookily with their scary boners and rip off your flesh to make you a skeleton

Guy: sleeping

Spooky scary skeletons appear
Guy: *scared noises*
Skeletons: * spooky noises*
Guy: *gets analed by bones*
Guy: aaaaah i just got raped by the spooky scary skeletons
Guys flesh is ripped off
Skeletons: *chanting* one of us, one of us

by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019