Yo momma's definitions

Rice

Mostly a Honda Civic that's worth a grand cause it's a 93 dx...with altezza's and 4 grand worth of rims and tires, and a 3 grand paint job with 2 grand woth of stickers and a tomatoe can for an exhaust...with the SPEAKER blow off valve, under the hood.

"Hey man I bought a Type-R sticker for my Civic, it adds 5 Hp so now I have 110 Hp"

by Yo Momma October 19, 2003

Ariel Sharon

A game of Sharon played in the air.

Hey Joe, lets go play some Ariel Sharon.

by Yo Momma November 25, 2004

Fremont

When something is extremely boring and is pointless. Another phrase created by E-40.

Damn this party is boring as hell
I know, its Fremont

by Yo momma May 5, 2006

grits

Vinny Gambini: How could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes?

Mr. Tipton: Um...I'm a fast cook, I guess.

Vinny Gambini: You're a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth?

Mr. Tipton: I don't know.

Vinny Gambini: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

My Cousin Vinny - 1992

by Yo Momma September 30, 2003

Hell

What froze over after the Red Sox one the World Series.

Boston won, and hell froze over.

by Yo Momma January 29, 2005

sailing

The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere at great expense.

I'm gonna go sailing

by yo momma December 4, 2003

Puddle of Mudd

Shitty band. Stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" by Suicidal Tendencies.

Puddle of Mudd stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" and used it for "She Hates Me".

by Yo Momma December 17, 2004