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(Noun) 1. In the automotive trade, a metal breaker bar used to increase leverage on a stubborn fastener.

2. A length of heavy duty 2" ID steel piping used for dealing with, or "negotiating", difficult situations or people.
"Damn that crank bolt is on tight, better use the negotiator on it"

"If that noob doesn't give me my money I'll have to introduce him to the negotiator"
by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 25, 2008
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Even though your daddy just lost 12 million, random large sums of money fall on you from the sky.
That Chris got hit by a serious cashvalanche last month. I hope he's ok.
by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 17, 2008
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A small rodent like person who is renowned for his sneaky, dishonest and generally unpleasant nature and is universally disliked. The weasel often has dirty gingery hair on his face and snout and is found skulking around in the shadows in a manner very consistent with other rodents.
"That Mennel guy is such a weasel."

"I'm going to exterminate that frickin weasel if I see him in the ECL labs again!"
by Ynngwie J Malmsteen October 23, 2008
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(Adjective) A synonym of the word pwned but applied specifically to the exploitation of security weaknesses on a server due to misconfiguration. Pwnage (and thus daveage) describes a sudden, decisive and humiliating defeat of server security.
Double check your firewall settings before putting that machine on the internet. The last thing you want is to get Daved!
by Ynngwie J Malmsteen March 16, 2011
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(Noun) In the Automotive industry, a homosexual mechanic or one who is predisposed to flamboyant car modifications.
"Look at the hectic neons on that Nissan! I'll bet you the owner is a camshafter"

"Those camshafters in the HKS factory give a whole new meaning to the term 'blown engine'".
by Ynngwie J Malmsteen August 10, 2009
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