cashvalanche

Even though your daddy just lost 12 million, random large sums of money fall on you from the sky.

That Chris got hit by a serious cashvalanche last month. I hope he's ok.

by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 17, 2008

cavalanche

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".

Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!

by Harrey November 18, 2014

The Catavalanche

The act of a man lifting up his large, floppy abdominal pannus before receiving fellatio. Immediately after coitus he releases the sweaty mound and it collapses onto the face of the unsuspecting female while she is still attached to his flaccid member.

Jackie was always a fan of hookin up with the big fellas... until Ron decided to crush her face with the catavalanche.

by The Slore January 11, 2011

Cadavalanche

When someone at a funeral drops or knocks over the casket and the body of the deceased happens to come out. Although rare in it's nature, reports show that it can and has happened.

Jim: "How was the funeral dude, I am sorry for your loss"

Eric: "It would have been fine if my drunk uncle wouldn't have been a pallbearer. We had a Cadavalanche."

by PirateTribez June 12, 2011

cashvelanche

When you make so much money that no matter what your haters say, it's irrelevant because you've caused the cashvelanche. You've opened the gates of talent and made so much fucking money that not even the most ratchet of haters can bring you down.

That girl was talkin mad shit about you son.

Who cares? I make so much money now I can unleash the cashvelanche.

by definitelynotkyle April 28, 2014

carvalanche

It's winter, it's been dumping all night, and you now have a foot of snow on the roof of your car. You're driving somewhere, hit the brakes, and all the snow on your roof slides forward and buries your windshield. You've just been hit with a carvalanche!

See also fenderberg.

Me: I was heading up to the mountain for first tracks, but some flatlander in an SUV cut me off and I had to hit the brakes.

Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?

Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!

by Carlski December 12, 2008

canvalanche

The sudden rush of falling cans when you pull one can out of the "fridge pack".

Dude... why are your beer cans are dented up?

Man... Yesterday when I grabbed a cold one... total "canvalanche". The whole 12-pack ended up on the kitchen floor.

by Texasgirl1 April 1, 2009