cashvalanche
cashvalanche by Ynngwie J Malmsteen April 17, 2008
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cavalanche
When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".
Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!
cavalanche by Harrey November 18, 2014
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The Catavalanche
The act of a man lifting up his large, floppy abdominal pannus before receiving fellatio. Immediately after coitus he releases the sweaty mound and it collapses onto the face of the unsuspecting female while she is still attached to his flaccid member.
Jackie was always a fan of hookin up with the big fellas... until Ron decided to crush her face with the catavalanche.
The Catavalanche by The Slore January 11, 2011
Cadavalanche
When someone at a funeral drops or knocks over the casket and the body of the deceased happens to come out. Although rare in it's nature, reports show that it can and has happened.
Jim: "How was the funeral dude, I am sorry for your loss"
Eric: "It would have been fine if my drunk uncle wouldn't have been a pallbearer. We had a Cadavalanche."
Eric: "It would have been fine if my drunk uncle wouldn't have been a pallbearer. We had a Cadavalanche."
Cadavalanche by PirateTribez June 12, 2011
cashvelanche
When you make so much money that no matter what your haters say, it's irrelevant because you've caused the cashvelanche. You've opened the gates of talent and made so much fucking money that not even the most ratchet of haters can bring you down.
That girl was talkin mad shit about you son.
Who cares? I make so much money now I can unleash the cashvelanche.
Who cares? I make so much money now I can unleash the cashvelanche.
cashvelanche by definitelynotkyle April 28, 2014
carvalanche
It's winter, it's been dumping all night, and you now have a foot of snow on the roof of your car. You're driving somewhere, hit the brakes, and all the snow on your roof slides forward and buries your windshield. You've just been hit with a carvalanche!
See also fenderberg.
See also fenderberg.
Me: I was heading up to the mountain for first tracks, but some flatlander in an SUV cut me off and I had to hit the brakes.
Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?
Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!
Friend: Did it trigger a carvalanche?
Me: Totally! My windshield was BURIED!
carvalanche by Carlski December 12, 2008
canvalanche
Dude... why are your beer cans are dented up?
Man... Yesterday when I grabbed a cold one... total "canvalanche". The whole 12-pack ended up on the kitchen floor.
Man... Yesterday when I grabbed a cold one... total "canvalanche". The whole 12-pack ended up on the kitchen floor.
canvalanche by Texasgirl1 April 1, 2009
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