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A beard one grows around the time of Semester Finals. This is done for a number of reasons, but generally it is done because their focus shifts from their face to their failing grades.
Guy 1: Hey, what's going on with Ted's face?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just his finals beard. Didn't you hear? He's failing like three classes.
Guy 2: Oh, that's just his finals beard. Didn't you hear? He's failing like three classes.
by Yes Maybe June 11, 2006
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