twat waffle

The idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. The person who has done it all and done it better than you.

Jewell is always talking about how great he is compared to 'regular people'. He's such a twat waffle.

by Yep I'm that guy March 12, 2018

Assbaby

An individual who kisses and spends so much time up other people's asses they have a longer gestation period than a huge turd.

AlexJewell is such an assbaby, the boss had to go to the bathroom to birth him.

by Yep I'm that guy May 22, 2018