Definitions by Ye Wenjie

VK 

Vk, or Vkontakte is a Russian online social media and social networking service. It is available in several languages but it is especially used by Russian-speakers. You can do lots of things on vk such as: Join communities, share videos and pictures, listen to music, play games, read news...
Vk is very secure, if someone else knows your password they have 4 tries to enter certain digits of your phone number to get in your account.
Every year Vk throws a two-day party for it’s users to meet in real life in St.Petersburg.

Kid: My parents are stalking me on Instagram.
Kid2: Use vk.
Kid: Great idea.

Fat man: I met DontWorry in VkFest, you should come too.
Skinny man: But I don’t speak any Russian.

VK by Ye Wenjie October 20, 2018

Gauss contest 

The easiest math contest ever for grade 7s and 8s
Sample question: What number should be subtracted from 21 in order to give 8?

Are you doing the Gauss Contest this year?
Nah, I’m doing the Kangaroo.

Gauss contest by Ye Wenjie September 21, 2018

Fourier 

A person who studied heat. One hot summer Fourier thought heat should cure his fever so he wore winter clothes and sat near the fire place. We missed him.

Joseph Fourier was born on March 21, 1768

Fourier by Ye Wenjie September 21, 2018

radiuseses

Another way of saying an uncertain amount of radians. The amount of “ses” at the end of the word shows about how many radians one is referring to.

First used by Sal Khan (the founder of KhanAcademy) on November 19th 2012.

What’s the circumference of a circle in radiuseseses?
Well, it’s 2π radiuseseses.

radiuseses by Ye Wenjie September 19, 2018

yixian 

(Informal verb)
To read improperly or with an heavy accent

Adverb: Yixianly
Past tense : Yixianed
Third person: Yixians

He Yixianed this paragraph

yixian by Ye Wenjie February 28, 2018