Definitions by Yan Amish

Hillmite 

A hillmite is a small, stupid, worthless parasite. They look human(ish) but can be identified by the following characteristics:

- creepy eyes
- unprofessionalism
- chewing addiction
- lack of intelligence
- lack of height
- ugliness

If you come into contact with one, call for the vamfairy immediately for capture and extermination.

"I saw the vamfairy dismember a hillmite and throw him in a vat of acid. It was amazing!!!"

Hillmite by Yan Amish April 16, 2022

Vamfairy 

A vamfairy is a powerful vampire/fairy hybrid with extreme intelligence and beauty. Previously thought to be a myth, the discovery of Betty was made by an Amish werewolf in the 21st century. She is known for carrying a scythe; her favourite weapon for slaughtering morons and useless people. If you hear the words 'sugar plum fairy' run like hell.

"I remember the first time I looked into Betty's eyes, I knew she was something special".

"The vamfairy's extreme power and intelligence is exceeded only by her incredible beauty."

Vamfairy by Yan Amish April 15, 2022