A vamfairy is a powerful vampire/fairy hybrid with extreme intelligence and beauty. Previously thought to be a myth, the discovery of Betty was made by an Amish werewolf in the 21st century. She is known for carrying a scythe; her favourite weapon for slaughtering morons and useless people. If you hear the words 'sugar plum fairy' run like hell.
"I remember the first time I looked into Betty's eyes, I knew she was something special".
"The vamfairy's extreme power and intelligence is exceeded only by her incredible beauty."
"The vamfairy's extreme power and intelligence is exceeded only by her incredible beauty."
by Yan Amish April 15, 2022
A hillmite is a small, stupid, worthless parasite. They look human(ish) but can be identified by the following characteristics:
- creepy eyes
- unprofessionalism
- chewing addiction
- lack of intelligence
- lack of height
- ugliness
If you come into contact with one, call for the vamfairy immediately for capture and extermination.
- creepy eyes
- unprofessionalism
- chewing addiction
- lack of intelligence
- lack of height
- ugliness
If you come into contact with one, call for the vamfairy immediately for capture and extermination.
by Yan Amish April 16, 2022