Hey Pemay! It’s Sunday night and I was chilling on my bed when I felt a sudden urge to search my own name onto urban dictionary. And to my own conceit, I was hurt to see no definitions here.
So, Pemay is a person nothing short of a unique character. They are often found hanging out with friends or in a pit void of nutrients decapitating metaphysical ants. Make sure to catch Pemay on a good day! They are known to have bad impulse control, and could spontaneously whip out their gangly third arm at any moment... so watch your eyes turning round that corner! It’s common knowledge that prayers or fearful begs to any saviour won’t save you when Pemay’s around... their goal is for the world to become a Zzidslaw Belkinski painting. They live by the saying ‘Kill one person and you’re a murderer, kill them all and you’re a God’... so watch out! To befriend Pemay, put on an Acapulco shirt and whisper sweet nothings of the apocalypse into their ear, this shows them that you are a friend to keep.
So, Pemay is a person nothing short of a unique character. They are often found hanging out with friends or in a pit void of nutrients decapitating metaphysical ants. Make sure to catch Pemay on a good day! They are known to have bad impulse control, and could spontaneously whip out their gangly third arm at any moment... so watch your eyes turning round that corner! It’s common knowledge that prayers or fearful begs to any saviour won’t save you when Pemay’s around... their goal is for the world to become a Zzidslaw Belkinski painting. They live by the saying ‘Kill one person and you’re a murderer, kill them all and you’re a God’... so watch out! To befriend Pemay, put on an Acapulco shirt and whisper sweet nothings of the apocalypse into their ear, this shows them that you are a friend to keep.
by Yamep November 21, 2021