A shit game that wastes 4 hours worth of time, and brain cells galore. Played by fat rednecks who have the brain capacity of an amoeba. Nobody outside a limited number of people from the US actually care about it, and the occasional Canadian. Not worth five cents, but vastly overvalued.
Hey, it's Football!
No, you moron! That's American Football. Real football is what people outside the US play.
A "beer" that tastes roughly like the scrapings of a urinal filtered through a pair of old underwear. Sickeningly yellow concoction that poses as beer that is so cheap that it is popular with the poor crowd.
Stupid Redneck Fuck: Gimme a Miller Light!