Ya Mum's definitions

red rum

murder spelled backwards, normally written on a wall in murder scenes, also red rum is blood

dumbass: whats red rum?
smart person: its the backwards spelling of what im gonna do to you!

by ya mum August 11, 2004

ya mum

i had meat ball for lunch..
ya mum ate my balls

i hade sex with ya boyfriend...
ya mum did

by ya mum November 18, 2003

ya mum

One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

by Ya mum July 12, 2003