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Squidsquirting

Squidsquirting occurs when you get a tattoo on the underside of your penis, and you suddenly ejaculate

I was getting a tattoo on my frenulum last week, and they had me squidsquirting!

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A molesting of the back of the knee, resulting in immediate ejaculation.

Things get messy when grandma gave me a thorpjob yesterday.

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