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Definitions by Xandiloquence bizzare

Squidsquirting 

Squidsquirting occurs when you get a tattoo on the underside of your penis, and you suddenly ejaculate
I was getting a tattoo on my frenulum last week, and they had me squidsquirting!

thorpjob 

A molesting of the back of the knee, resulting in immediate ejaculation.
Things get messy when grandma gave me a thorpjob yesterday.
thorpjob by Xandiloquence bizzare August 15, 2024