Wypipo whisperer's definitions

Happenstants

Something that would only happen to an ant.

“It happened by happenstants”

by Wypipo whisperer August 24, 2019

Anthropologize

When you fail anthropology class, you have to anthropologize to your family and friends.

“She failed. And she didnt even anthropologize!”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

White OutHouse

The home of the #2 guy in the United States Of America, Right after the all important Military Industrial Complex.

Trump spent a stint in the White OutHouse after eating way too much mcdonalds in 2015

by Wypipo whisperer November 29, 2020

Cracker Wall

A wall of crackers, with the cracker boxes piled high to warn off other crackers from entering an area

“Thats a huge Cracker Wall”

by Wypipo whisperer September 7, 2019

Water Polio

A super fun game played as recently as the 1950's. originally classified as a deadly illness, but water polio is in fact a very fun sport even children can enjoy! If you are a good diver when doing water polio, you can earn yourself an iron set of lungs! Truly an amazing game taken from us far too soon by the pro-vaccine crowd.

"bruh, water polio changed my life"

by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2020

You-can-flaily

A ukulele with a mace attached at one end. The proverbial opposite of a mullet.

“Wow that you-can-flaily is really party in the top, business in the back!”

by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2019

Aunt Enna

The very small ant, who is an aunt to many other small ants, that provides TV service to millions, if not billions of people. Aunt Enna, also known as Ant Enna, is also responsible for wi-fi

“Aunt Enna totally hooked it up with wicked wi-fi”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019