2 definitions by Wooooord Fiend

Trainable Fern

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.

I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!

by Wooooord Fiend March 28, 2011

Miracle Grow

When a man sticks his flaccid penis in the poop chute or boner garage and then proceeds to get an erection while inside. Viagra is a catalyst for miracle grow.

I thought Todd was going to disappoint me last night but he turned it around with a miracle grow

by Wooooord Fiend March 12, 2015