Definitions by Wooooord Fiend

Miracle Grow 

When a man sticks his flaccid penis in the poop chute or boner garage and then proceeds to get an erection while inside. Viagra is a catalyst for miracle grow.

I thought Todd was going to disappoint me last night but he turned it around with a miracle grow

Miracle Grow by Wooooord Fiend March 11, 2015

Trainable Fern 

This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.

I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!

Trainable Fern by Wooooord Fiend April 13, 2011