10 definitions by Wookiestick

1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.

2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.
by Wookiestick January 23, 2004
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The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.
After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.
by Wookiestick November 7, 2003
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Andrina is a cooze queen that is on a Atkins Diet with other women, Furburger style.
by Wookiestick December 5, 2003
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