Definitions by Woofington Von Barkshire
Mexican Stand-Down
When two or more people are so courteous to one another, it becomes painful.
Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.
Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.
"Parky, would you like this last dumpling?"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"
Mexican Stand-Down by Woofington Von Barkshire October 17, 2017
Dune
Pronounced: Doon
Someone who annoys you on the beach.
Can also be someone who spends too long at the beach.
Someone who annoys you on the beach.
Can also be someone who spends too long at the beach.
"That jerk just flicked sand at me! What a dune."
"Holy shit! Check out old leather-back over there! What a sandflicking dune!"
"Holy shit! Check out old leather-back over there! What a sandflicking dune!"
Dune by Woofington Von Barkshire December 12, 2016
al-Kinda
I'm thinking about becoming a member of al-Kinda, but I'm pretty blazed so I might just order pizza.
al-Kinda by Woofington Von Barkshire June 4, 2015