Woobilly Beall's definitions

Baconarian

Noun) A strict vegan/vegetarian in every sense, except he/she also consumes bacon.

- Canadian bacon DOES NOT count

Baconarianism is the practice of a diet that includes bacon but not the flesh of other animals. A baconarianism diet shares all of its components with a vegetarian diet and includes vegetables, fruit, nuts, grains, beans, eggs, and dairy, but unlike a vegetarian diet also includes bacon.

P1) I would love to be a vegetarian, but I don't think I could give up bacon.

P2) You should try to become baconarian.

P1) What is that?

P2) A strict vegetarian that also eats bacon

by Woobilly Beall August 28, 2012

Woobilly twins

n. Full blood siblings whose ages are less than a year apart, yet are not true twins.

1. For being Woobilly twins, they are total opposites.

2. a) Aren't they the same age?

b) Only for 17 days of the year...

by Woobilly Beall November 27, 2011

multiplie

- The act of doing something multiple times
- Plural of the word multiple

Does it hurt anything if I multiplie submit my timesheet?

by Woobilly Beall February 20, 2011

woobonics

Noun) A native hillbilly dialect that originates from the town of Wooster Ohio. Woobonics is characterized by the mispronunciation of words, misuse of words, creation of new illogical words, and lack of “t” sounds.

1) The Woobilly was speaking woobonics at the Walmart. I couldn't understand a damn word he said.

2) I had to repeatedly ask him to repeat the word "button", but he kept saying "bu'-en"

by Woobilly Beall December 1, 2010

stroolean

In Computer Science, a string representation of a boolean variable. Stroolean is a magical data type that contains a third state that is neither true nor false, yet empty (or null).

1) WTF, I received a boolean value from a client web service and it was neither true or false.
2) Was the actual data type a string or a boolean?
1) String...
2) Did you account for nulls or empty value?
1) Damn it, stroolean got me again...

by Woobilly Beall November 13, 2010

going Canadian

To refuse to wear a coat, irregardless of the temperature outside.

A) It's snowing outside aren't your going to grab your coat?
B) Nope, I'm going Canadian.

by Woobilly Beall November 10, 2010

ketchup pee

The liquid that collects inside a ketchup bottle if it has been left alone for a long period of time.

I forgot to shake the bottle and now I have ketchup pee on my sandwich.

by Woobilly Beall October 27, 2010