Wolfin_'s definitions

Across the street

Also known as when someone(emo) cuts themselves across the wrist.
Emo kids usually do it because they want to die, but truthfully that is not a very productive way to do it.

This is where the term "Down the road, not across the street." (also variated with alley and stream/river) originated.

Cutting yourself across the street will just be painful. Chances are it won't kill you, unless you're a hemophiliac. You can still do it if you are emo enough to prove you're hardcore.

When will they learn!? Cutting across the street does nothing! Down the road, all the way!

by Wolfin_ May 18, 2006

studies have shown

What you say when you're trying to convince someone that you know the facts because you're an academic and you've read completely legitimate studies funded by unbiased corporations, but you can't remember right now where you read it or what the paper is titled. But they should totally trust you because you know your shit and are one fart smeller.

Also known as a blind cite.

Studies have shown that fluoride in the water aids in prevention of cavities, despite the fact that fluoride is a topical medicine historically used as a rat poison.

by Wolfin_ October 27, 2018

let's just be friends

Basically the way someone will break up with you if they are trying put it nicely (see euphemism). The word "just" is the word that hurts. It's like saying, "Let's never go further than being friends. Never." Take out the "just" and it doesn't seem so bad, right?

"Hey Paul, I really like you, let's just be friends." Ehh, this doesn't work.. There has to be a "but" in there.

"Hey Paul, I really like you, but let's just be friends." Perrrfect. That one hurts more than a freight train.

by Wolfin_ May 17, 2006