Wolfany's definitions

DICKstractions

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.

Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao”

by Wolfany January 19, 2021

Beyonced

To have been sucked into believing some one was sorry when they really weren't.

"Hey girl look what I bought bae the other day.. He thought I was sorry.. But I wasn't"

Girl replies, "damn you straight beyonced that boy.. You ain't sorry"

by Wolfany December 13, 2016

Potconomics

Calculating just enough pot to get you to a productive high.

Giana “Tina how did you manage getting all those college degrees while high?”

Tina “I calculated the right amount of pot to be productive - it’s basic potconomics! Trees get degrees!”

by Wolfany September 19, 2021

Fegan

A vegan that likes Dick.

Stacy, “what is a Fegan?”

Daniel, “A Fegan.. is basically a vegan that likes Dick.”

Stacy, “ohhhh ok I’m definitely a Fegan, I’m on an all dick diet!”

by Wolfany September 18, 2020