Definitions by Wog

lap dog 

A person who is subservient brown noser to an organizational superior; someone who obediently follows authority figures without regard for their own interests or principles.

From the musical "RENT", when Maureen describes Benny:

Then a little bulldog entered. His name, we have learned, was Benny. And although he once had principles, he abandoned them to live as a lap dog to a wealthy daughter of the revolution.

lap dog by Wog October 18, 2004

silver titty 

(n). A beautiful thing which is completely useless for its intended function. (Appalachian in origin)

I tell you what, that thing is like a silver titty... nice to look at, but you cain't get no milk.

silver titty by Wog October 18, 2004