lateral beauty

Someone who looks attractive from the side but not from the front.
Person 1: Damn, did you see that guy? He is hot!
Person 2: Wait till you see him head-on.
Person 1: Yikes! Now that is some lateral beauty.
by Wog October 19, 2004
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coyote elbow

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The condition of waking up next to someone undesirable after a night of intoxicated fornication and feeling that one would rather chew off one's arm at the elbow than wake up one's heinous date from their slumber.
Dude, I had the worst case of coyote elbow after I woke up next to what's-her-name. Have you seen her? What was I thinking?
by Wog October 18, 2004
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